Ich kann den alten Witze-threat nicht finden, deshalb mal wieder einen neuen:
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
> Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half
> discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the
> fertile deltas.
> Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
> discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
> with cash or cars
> Between the ages of 30-335, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
> and convinced of its beauty
> Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have
> been half destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and desirable
> place to visit.
> Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war
> and is haunted by past mistakes, Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada. very wide, quite and
> the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people
> Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
> glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
> After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
> but noone wants to go there.
> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.